There are two shows on television right now that, when I watch them, I find myself smiling from start to finish just in anticipation of what's about to happen.

One is a recent discovery -- "The Sarah Silverman Program." Her comedy is crude and offensive and gross and I love it. SS airs at 9:30 Wednesdays on Comedy Central.

The other is "The Office." Can't get enough of this show. And it's very fun that my desk neighbors, Suzanne, Beccy and Lori, love it too. It makes it much easier to unshun them. "The Office" is on at 8 p.m. Thursdays on NBC.

Would you think less of me if I ordered this T-shirt?