I encountered all kinds of weirdness and grossness today.
First, there was my tomato-free house salad at Il Vicino. Although it was far from gross, it was weird without the red.
Next there was this: The little toy Bonnie gave Lexi, which starts as an egg, soaks for a couple of days in water, then hatches the creepiest sponge baby you've ever seen. Weird and gross. But also great. Thanks, Bon!
Finally, and you should be grateful that this is the best picture my Elph could capture, I was walking through my living room and couldn't help but notice that my next door #$*%$& neighbor was watching nasty porn on his giant big screen TV. He has no curtains, and the window looks directly into my house. I'm no prude, but ew.
First, there was my tomato-free house salad at Il Vicino. Although it was far from gross, it was weird without the red.
Next there was this: The little toy Bonnie gave Lexi, which starts as an egg, soaks for a couple of days in water, then hatches the creepiest sponge baby you've ever seen. Weird and gross. But also great. Thanks, Bon!
Finally, and you should be grateful that this is the best picture my Elph could capture, I was walking through my living room and couldn't help but notice that my next door #$*%$& neighbor was watching nasty porn on his giant big screen TV. He has no curtains, and the window looks directly into my house. I'm no prude, but ew.
6 comments:
Too funny. I had the same thing for lunch and I too thought it was weird without my maters. Still good though.
jeez, you peeping tom. quit looking into other people's houses. and even after i enlarged the photo, that didn't look like porn. not that i'm an expert or anything.
I too miss the tomatoes.
OK, that sponge baby thing looks like the stuff of nightmares! Like, scarier than Teletubbies!! Yikes.
How long did you stand and watch the porn? I love how you took a picture of it for posting! And that egg? Creepy.
That happened to me when I lived in Indiana. I could see th television of the people across the busy street from me. I was outside on the phone with my sister and told her my neighbors were watching nasty television. Their lights came on, and they closed their curtains!
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